"Breaking Bad" Marathon on AMC

Photo Credit: AMC

Welcome to my DVR. I am now (embarrassingly) crushing episodes of Bethenny and Hawaii 5-0 in order to make room for today's Breaking Bad marathon. 

My husband and I only started watching Breaking Bad on August 26. In less than one month, we watched 52 episodes. While we're quite proud of this feat, it still means that we're currently eight episodes behind. And with tonight's finale quickly approaching, that's just WRONG. But, the husband's away for the weekend, and since watching Breaking Bad without him is the equivalent of cheating, well, here we are.

This means two things: 1) Because Netflix doesn't yet have the second half of Season 5, I'm DVRing this massive marathon so that we can catch up sooner. 2) I think I need to avoid the Internet until we do catch up.

And since avoiding the Internet isn't really a realistic option, I'm totally going to use Netflix's http://www.spoilerfoiler.com/ -- when you log onto it through Twitter, it will block all the tweets in your feed that include the words "breaking" and "bad."

Exhibit A:

Screenshot Courtesy of Twitter

Thank you, Netflix, for being a spoiler foiling genius. Now I just need someone to come up with a program that does this to the whole Internet. Block every article, every Facebook post, every EVERYTHING that mentions Breaking Bad. Actually, while you're out inventing that, make it customizable so I can use it for any show I'm behind on. Deal? You'll be one badass bitch if you do.